"i like my men like i like my coffee, full of soy milk and so sweet it won't offend anybody"
- part of the band, the 1975
it's true

"in every film I watch, I'm on the side of the bad guy"
- lemon tree, post malone
i'd really like to know what movies he has and has not seen

"i'm sorry i don't shave my legs at night"
- drew berrymore, sza
that's a crazy thing to do and an even crazier thing to be sorry about